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An official communique' to the OCC collective

Dear Sir and/or Madam:

Recently, I attended one of your official gatherings as a guest member. I must say that I was both amazed and appalled by the activities I witnessed there. From the crazed dance of the fire gods to the wacky fun at the sacrificial offering---good, healthy enjoyment was experienced by all. While I can assume that the Collective has some official plan for this offering each year, I thought I would take it upon myself to make some suggestions to boost the fun to a whole new level.

  1. Have you considered staging an struggle for supremacy within the group itself? These kinds of backbiting, mud-wrestling, hungry grabs for power always make for good fun. If you strip down to your waists and fight like Captain Kirk in Star Trek, well, so much the better.
  2. Once you've solidified your new official position as Grand High Pooh-Bah and Head Kahuna, why not invade somewhere? Sure, Hitler did it to Poland--but he doesn't have your style. Roll in a few tanks into a community five miles down the road and force them to strip naked and do the Hokey-Pokey. Achtung!
  3. Finally, I suggest the distribution of a ranting Manifesto. Yes, it too has been done--but so what? Without stealing there would be no creation. So, gather up the drooling ravings of your most sordid members and publish them as if they are truth. See if anyone gets it!

Sincerely yours,

Anne Marie

P.S. The gathering was a hell of a good time!

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I'm all for supremacy struggle.9/10/2004 5:48:40 PM
Excellent. Now, who's in charge of the ranting Manifeso? I feel a rant looming.....9/11/2004 12:10:43 PM
aren't I already our unquestioned Supreme Leader?9/11/2004 4:10:37 PM
Did you strip to your waist and battle for supremecy like Captain Kirk in Star Trek? Ten quadroons on the earth man!9/12/2004 4:45:25 PM
i have been trying to shed this damn socio-democracy the collective has. i think an all out street brawl might be in order.9/12/2004 8:13:36 PM
Exxxcellent. Violent performance art.9/13/2004 12:44:09 PM
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